How much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuck?
That's right kids - it's was woodin' time out here in the ol' Aylmer outdoors, a true fight of good vs evil. A skilled elite force of liberating wooders was secretly deployed into enemy sector 22. Code named Operation Woody, liberators moved quickly with orders to locate, disarm, split and stack numerically superior insurgent forces.

Coalition forces met with substantial resistance, but report successful completion of Operation Woody at 1400 hrs, 2004.10.09. Initial body counts indicate up to 6 face chord stacked.

Subsequent displays of stacked insurgents are expected to soon spread throughout the region.

Video Surveillance captured the liberating forces in action - click the link below to watch Operation Woody. (QuickTime required)